Here are 15 weird things women do in the bathroom when no one's watching. If you've ever taken a bathroom break at work just so you could have five minutes to sit alone somewhere quiet, or you make a habit of checking out your own ass every time you find yourself alone in front of a bathroom mirror, or you've been known to give yourself the occasional pre-sex, bathroom mirror pep-talk, then you already know about the weird stuff women do in the bathroom. Because unless you live alone, work exclusively from home, and rarely leave your house, there are probably some days when the time you spend alone in the bathroom is the only alone time you get all day. Personally, when I think about how little alone time most women get to enjoy on a daily basis, between working, socializing, commuting, and running errands, it makes me feel like the weird stuff women do when they're in the bathroom alone isn't really that weird at all.
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There is no way that you can masturbate so much that you will. No, you're not supposed to use your fingers as a mini penis ramming into your vagina. If you're anything like me, then you probably have a whole list of weird things you only do when you're alone, and then another list of even weirder things you only do when you're alone in the bathroom. 8 Things No One Tells You About Masturbating.